That’s not what it says…

One wonderful winter night we decided to get some stuff to make screwdrivers. I’m also pretty sure you picked up Jets or Hungry Howies and got the ingredients except when you got to the house we realized your “pulp free” OJ actually said Extra Pulp. Thus was decided to try and strain it which did not work, it clogged the colander (mostly) thus the legend of Jerry’s Hairy Orange Juice was born.

[Jerry’s additions]

Ha! We literally told this story to the kids a few days ago. Not so much the why we were buying the OJ, but the whole pulp story. We also tried coffee filters, but those worked about as well as the colander.